Skuzzball expands his arsenal.

Posted by Ned (Toronto, Canada) on 14 October 2007 in Animal & Insect.

Or hamster arms race.

I dislike explaining pictures but this one needs it. It took me a long time to photograph and and this is the best one that actually shows what is going on without being too far away. I like close hamster pictures.

I posted a while ago about how Skuzzball is a hamster fighter.

http://hamtastic.aminus3.com/image/2007-06-18.html

His new fighting technique is sure to be unstoppable because he just got a "Pugilism King Super".

In the picture you can only see Skuzzball frowning at the business end of the Pugilism King. The weapon is kind of a boxing glove gun. The handle looks like a gun and when you pull the trigger it extends the boxing glove, delivering a crushing blow. In hamster terms it is like Skuzzball can hurl boulders.

There will be more in the hamster fighting series as more bizarre weapons become available for pictures. Look forward to a small hamster arms race.

Or

Skuzzball scowls at the Pugilism King.

By the way, on the label there is a bear wearing boxing gloves, on the other side is a bunny wearing boxing gloves. The pugilism King is a weapon that practically screams "ANIMAL FIGHT!!!".

It was a little impossible to do this idea justice as the Pugilism King Super is huge compared to Skuzzball. I think future weapons may pose the same limitations.

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Skuzzball has the same look as the person who invented the machine gun. He now has access to the most diabolic and devastating weapon ever devised for hamsters. It is like Skuzzball is the only nation in the world with ICBMs and he is considering the morality of the whole thing. He wonders if hamsterkind is really ready to wield this power. He also knows that it is only a matter of time before other nations develop their own advanced Pugilism technology.

His spies tell him that the nation of Booger is working on explosives.

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