Skuzzball is on the search for the ark for me.

Posted by Ned (Toronto, Canada) on 1 July 2007 in Animal & Insect.

He smoked a million cigarettes today.

He found broccoli instead. He also might be some kind of ancient astronaut.

I like his soft focus in this picture. He looks so fluffy.

If he fails at finding the ark I am going to make him build me an R2D2.

Or

"I love broccoli"

Or

"If I ever do find the ark the spirits and I are going to fricking slay you. I hate being a hamster."

Skuzzball wishes he had been born as a crusader. All he wants to do is torture and kill his foes. He will have no problem gloriously defending his land. (I'll help him)

Skuzzball prevails in absolute disgust.

He would keep other hamsters heads on steaks placed about his ramparts. Along with his maze of enchanted briers and cauldrons of boiling oil.

His hate is nearly impossible to contend with.

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