Booger looks like he is smiling.....

Posted by Ned (Toronto, Canada) on 24 June 2007 in Animal & Insect.

..but he is actually frowning.

(I like how the camera focused on one of his nostrils and everything else is soft)

Booger is extremely paranoid.......

Remember, Booger is your friend.

Also, do you have the proper security clearance to be viewing this photo? Probably not.

Obey Booger. Booger knows what right.

Unless you have ultraviolet or above clearance Booger is going to report you for treason. Treason equals death, and your body will be used in the food vats. Treasonous humans will be processed into a nutritious algae for hamster food.

Trust Booger, Love Booger, all else is treason. If you suspect your fellows of treason you must report it to Booger. Failure to do so is treason. Conspiracy is treason.

Actually if your clearance is anything lesser then red you shouldn't be viewing this image (it's treasonous) and if yours is above red it is treason, too. Booger hasn't upgraded any one's clearance. (That's a trick question, it can't be lower then red)

Booger: Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.
[Woman slaps Booger hard]
Woman: JERK!

Submit to the power of Booger or be destroyed. He will ruin the things you enjoy with his sheer hatred.

Time to send in for more clones.

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